5 Tips: Oral Sex Performed on the Penis

I’m currently reading Manhood: The Rise and Fall of the Penis, and it includes tons of interesting facts about castration, testicles, sperm, the penis, the prostate and many other manly topics. Seriously, it’s amazing how much fun stuff Mels van Driel shares about pee pees. From his chapter titled The Penis, I’ve learned only 8% of harden to completely vertical shafts when erect. I also learned men frequently used to share their balls, testicular transplants were commonplace in the late 1800s / early 1900s. So far, Manhood is a fun read. There’s even a section called “The smell of the scrotum.” I’ll probably write a book review for a future Manly Monday. In the meantime, since we all love penises such much around here, why not talk about giving them pleasure?

I didn’t know how to perform oral sex properly until one of my exes — a bisexual man with many many years of dick slurping experience — showed me how. Though I haven’t doled the full treatment to every lover I’ve gone down on, those who’ve received it haven’t complained. But, then again, would ANY guy ever seriously complain about receiving a blow job? Not sure. Anyway. Whether you’re a person who puts them in your mouth or someone who has one attached to you (or both), please feel free to use the comments section to share your oral sex tips. What feels good? What feels bad? What works? What doesn’t?